Chennai, Orkut and Sex :

Sorry this title is a 'mislead' ,By Sex I meant the Gender here( marketing strategy hehehe)

Desperate Guys in this Tech freak world of 2Ks use all the available tools to find a girl -
Yahoo chat,messengers,Hi5 and now Orkut!

the word ASL that was used widely in chats/messengers is not needed here,
Most Gals have their profile filled with Photo/age/Sex/Location.

Rules however are different for a Girl and Guy here
Chennai is a mix of desperate Guys looking for a girl and Girls who know that there is a big bunch of guys out there for them to pick from-no hurries or worries. So rules are different here based on Gender . if you are a Boy and new to Orkut,search for your friends already on Orkut and send a request to add and wait ,if you are a girl and new to Orkut,Login daily and accept old and new friends

Infact my total friends in my Friends list is lesser than my Gorgeous Cousins's ‘ Fans’ list


Below are the typical scraps you would see on a Girl/Guy’s scrapbook


“No Bluffs here,below are the actual* scraps” (*-Names changed)







Girl’s Scrapbook:

Guy 1 : hey dude i like to know about u (Guys watch your English,atleast on your first scrap to her)

Guy 2 : shall u giv me ur yahoo id..?? (as ‘indelligend’ as Guy 1)

Guy 3 :Hi, how are you ?
(these guys have basic manners. they greet the gal with a ‘How are you’? will thank the gal promptly if they add him and will congratulate on every important milestone the Girl reaches in Orkut namely the 100th,500th, 1000th scrap and so on )

Guy 3 :Hi , I don’t know you.. this might seem to be strange but could you help me please.. I was reading this Jeffrey Archer’s ‘Kane & Abel’ and pages 113 to 173 are missing, could you scan and email those if you have please . Thanks for your help. Please pass it on to your friends too if you can.
(lol , he really thinks the girl will believe all this crap)

Guy 4 :Wanna be friends ?

Guy 5 :Hi saw ur profile,you seem to be a nice girl .can we be friends (Impressive judgment )

Guy 6 (not Guy4) : Wanna be friends ?

Guy 7 : Hey !u've got a yahoo id? tis one's damn slow!
(Guy 7 in Yahoo messenger : Hey whats ur mobile # we ll chat in SMS,got to disconnect yahoo now)

Guy 8 :Hey.... Was going through ur profile, found it interesting, so am writing to u..... As a normal routine, I know u must be tired of people saying, "hiii there, u r cute, u r pretty, i like ur smile, i like ur eyes....... and stuff"......and i can imagine how irritating it can be when someone out of know where jumps up and says....... "DO u wanna be my friend, or can i be ur friend" and u feel like, Man DO i KNow u ..........
Hence i would definately not do the same, neither would i ask u to be my friend... All i shall say is, "WHy dont we start a conversation and let friendship develop on its on....." Hope u would……….. BYE ............cya............ Reply

(Good try huh..)

Guy 9 (actually Guy 4): Wanna be friends

Guy 10 : Hi Srija, do you remember me? I was your junior in School. I should say that, you once helped me pass a choose the correct answer test, in my eight grade.....hee hee hee. Just rememberd that instance when I saw your snap. Anyways, incase you remember me, scrap me. Congratulations on your marriage. Take care.... (She is married man.. Find someone else)


Guy 11 (Day 1) : Hi how are you? Found you in the list of Saravana, Do you remember me? We studied together in 4th Grade,I have sent a request to add you,add me pleasssssse

Guy 11 (Day 2) : Thanks for adding :-),be my Fan

Guy 11 (Day 3) : write a Testimonial for me pleaaaaaaaaaaaase.. (adapaavi)

Guy 11(Day 7): are you there ?

Guy 11 (Day 11) : Hello.. (Poor Guy screwed himself)


Guy’s Scrapbook :

Girl 1 : who is this ?

Girl 2: Really ? we studied in the same class ?

Girl 3: I am committed now :-)

Girl 4(not Girl 1) : who is this

Girl 5 (not Girl 4): who is this

Girl 6 (not Girl 5): who is this

Girl 7 : I don’t remember

Some Guy : Hi this is Lord Siva’s rare Linga picture, Send this to 2 atleast...15..ppl...
In 15 minutes, if you don’t send you ll loose your friends one by one..(enadhu? adapaavigala)
This is not bogus message,this comes straight from Siva Temple from Himalayas



Happy Orkuting !