Chennai, Orkut and Sex :

Sorry this title is a 'mislead' ,By Sex I meant the Gender here( marketing strategy hehehe)

Desperate Guys in this Tech freak world of 2Ks use all the available tools to find a girl -
Yahoo chat,messengers,Hi5 and now Orkut!

the word ASL that was used widely in chats/messengers is not needed here,
Most Gals have their profile filled with Photo/age/Sex/Location.

Rules however are different for a Girl and Guy here
Chennai is a mix of desperate Guys looking for a girl and Girls who know that there is a big bunch of guys out there for them to pick from-no hurries or worries. So rules are different here based on Gender . if you are a Boy and new to Orkut,search for your friends already on Orkut and send a request to add and wait ,if you are a girl and new to Orkut,Login daily and accept old and new friends

Infact my total friends in my Friends list is lesser than my Gorgeous Cousins's ‘ Fans’ list


Below are the typical scraps you would see on a Girl/Guy’s scrapbook


“No Bluffs here,below are the actual* scraps” (*-Names changed)







Girl’s Scrapbook:

Guy 1 : hey dude i like to know about u (Guys watch your English,atleast on your first scrap to her)

Guy 2 : shall u giv me ur yahoo id..?? (as ‘indelligend’ as Guy 1)

Guy 3 :Hi, how are you ?
(these guys have basic manners. they greet the gal with a ‘How are you’? will thank the gal promptly if they add him and will congratulate on every important milestone the Girl reaches in Orkut namely the 100th,500th, 1000th scrap and so on )

Guy 3 :Hi , I don’t know you.. this might seem to be strange but could you help me please.. I was reading this Jeffrey Archer’s ‘Kane & Abel’ and pages 113 to 173 are missing, could you scan and email those if you have please . Thanks for your help. Please pass it on to your friends too if you can.
(lol , he really thinks the girl will believe all this crap)

Guy 4 :Wanna be friends ?

Guy 5 :Hi saw ur profile,you seem to be a nice girl .can we be friends (Impressive judgment )

Guy 6 (not Guy4) : Wanna be friends ?

Guy 7 : Hey !u've got a yahoo id? tis one's damn slow!
(Guy 7 in Yahoo messenger : Hey whats ur mobile # we ll chat in SMS,got to disconnect yahoo now)

Guy 8 :Hey.... Was going through ur profile, found it interesting, so am writing to u..... As a normal routine, I know u must be tired of people saying, "hiii there, u r cute, u r pretty, i like ur smile, i like ur eyes....... and stuff"......and i can imagine how irritating it can be when someone out of know where jumps up and says....... "DO u wanna be my friend, or can i be ur friend" and u feel like, Man DO i KNow u ..........
Hence i would definately not do the same, neither would i ask u to be my friend... All i shall say is, "WHy dont we start a conversation and let friendship develop on its on....." Hope u would……….. BYE ............cya............ Reply

(Good try huh..)

Guy 9 (actually Guy 4): Wanna be friends

Guy 10 : Hi Srija, do you remember me? I was your junior in School. I should say that, you once helped me pass a choose the correct answer test, in my eight grade.....hee hee hee. Just rememberd that instance when I saw your snap. Anyways, incase you remember me, scrap me. Congratulations on your marriage. Take care.... (She is married man.. Find someone else)


Guy 11 (Day 1) : Hi how are you? Found you in the list of Saravana, Do you remember me? We studied together in 4th Grade,I have sent a request to add you,add me pleasssssse

Guy 11 (Day 2) : Thanks for adding :-),be my Fan

Guy 11 (Day 3) : write a Testimonial for me pleaaaaaaaaaaaase.. (adapaavi)

Guy 11(Day 7): are you there ?

Guy 11 (Day 11) : Hello.. (Poor Guy screwed himself)


Guy’s Scrapbook :

Girl 1 : who is this ?

Girl 2: Really ? we studied in the same class ?

Girl 3: I am committed now :-)

Girl 4(not Girl 1) : who is this

Girl 5 (not Girl 4): who is this

Girl 6 (not Girl 5): who is this

Girl 7 : I don’t remember

Some Guy : Hi this is Lord Siva’s rare Linga picture, Send this to 2 atleast...15..ppl...
In 15 minutes, if you don’t send you ll loose your friends one by one..(enadhu? adapaavigala)
This is not bogus message,this comes straight from Siva Temple from Himalayas



Happy Orkuting !

Tamil Movie Directors rated interms of 'Drinks'





K.Balachander : Cold Beer(feels Good always)
Mani Ratnam : Wine @ Durrants or Oakshott (you get mesmerized by the ambience and the Richness )
SelvaRagavan : Brandy @ Dublin or Pasha (Hot and Heavy –Bold things you see there might shock you)
Gautam Menon : Champagne (Party begins as soon as it’s opened)
Balumahendra : Coffee on a Rainy day..
Barathiraaja : Tea (but not my cup of tea..)
Shankar : Pepsi (market value is Greater than the Actual stuff)
Simbu (!) : Soda in 7up bottle(you see the bubbles and go, only to find it’s just a carbonated water, not good on its own)

Perarasu (Director of Thirupachi/Dharmapuri) :the Vomit you get after having a Cocktail of all the above

LOVE?

Britney Spears:Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake:Janet Jackson
Britney Spears : Jason Alexander
Federline : Britney Spears
Tom Cruise:Nicole kidman
Tom Cruise:Penolope Cruz
Nicole kidman:Lenny Kravitz
Tom Cruise:KatieHolmes
Abishek:Karishma
Abishek:Aishwarya
Aishwarya:Salman
Aishwarya:Vivek Oberoi
Aishwarya:Abishek
Ajith:Heera
Ajith:Shalini
Kamal:Vani
Kamal:Sarika
Kamal:Goutami
Kamal:Simran
Simran:Deepak
Kamal:Goutami

Confused?
Just elaborating the SMS i received which said

'Love is Permanent,Only the partners change'

Remix!

It started first with Private albums ,some twelve years back
Guys(they call themself DJ's) mixed some beats for the Good old Hindi songs('Roop tera Mastana','Dil kya kare')
Some were really good and some spoiled the charm that it had

Then Remix fever caught the cine field too,Oldie songs with new beats found it's place in Movies too(Yuvan/Rahman) with good choreography

Smart are the music Directors now that they remix old songs and also give a remixed version of the 'normal song' of what they have composed(so that Music director's who gonna compose twenty years later cant do what these guys doin now! )

As the remix became a success,producers liked the idea of makin new money from old(the Remix concept) that they started Remakin old movies(Don/Umarao Jan,Sholay to follow)

its quiet fun , same old scenes, fresh new faces

Hopefully it won catch the Tamil Movie industry in a bad way, otherwise cant tolerate Vijay's and Simbu's imitating Rajnikanth's way!

My Question is how can someone get other ppl ideas and project as to be their own ones?

Is'nt that cheating?
Is'nt that like Stealing?

Not Fair at all,

one sec, Got a mail brb in 5 minutes,








K am back,
Mail said that there is Some problem in the present script that runs in the Database server
now I have to create a new script ,Nonsense

hmm.. let me check Google and Tech forums, some Engineers must have done before the same thing , i can get some help from their old scripts

All i have to do is edit the Old and give it a fresh new look! :-)

OK now you guys forget my comments about the Remix

Today i did what BRAD PITT did in INDIA...!

Yes, took an auto to reach my house from TNagar,

Some asked seventy,some sixty i skipped them
one guy came for fifty i grabbed him..
though he said fifty and i bargained to make that forty(which Brad Pitt might not have done anyways he was travellin with Angelina and me all alone so its all a fair deal), finally he accepted for forty

so i sat with a smile , a winning smile of having won the bargain.. infact i tried to use the whole of that big seat so that i sit comfortably (or was trying to make the full use of the money i spent).. sat in style doing the texting work in my mobile..

all that was for a few minutes when my driver(read Auto driver) jumped the whole auto thanks to the Roads after rain in Madras... it made me jump up and down inside the auto..

So then, i stopped the style and sms-ing.. obediently i was holding the bars in the side for support..

the auto driver(yes read auto driver) was scolding the drivers in front for simply blockin the way.. without knowing he too was actually blockin ppl behind..

Then i put my earphones in my ear and started listenin to music

anyways..

he finally dropped me.i paid him the cash.

and i reached home still listenin to music and found that i forgot to get the balance of ten bucks from him after the fifty that i gave him..!

Why I took French in highschool..

After the tenth results and before the plus one admissions and inbetween the hangouts, i managed some time to choose what my second language would be,as of the Group is concerned i was firm that i should take only Bio with Math, Bio obviously because my aim is to become a Doctor and math just in case i miss Medicine by a few points in cutoff i can join Anna or REC-JUST for a backup purpose(Laughin here is prohibted)

So my friend Brainwashed me, he told me a few reasons of why i should take French

1.French is easy- you can concentrate on Phy/Che instead of the time you spend in language(ha ha ha)
2.Gals are damn cute in French class :-)
3.You would get job in France easily!


Reasons 2 & 3 impressed me so much that i focussed Reason 1 alone to my Dad to join French,Luckily my English marks were good which actually determines admission for the French Group.

So yes finally am in the French group,

had a few weeks before the re-opening of the school and i began to fantasize myself to the France.

I read about Napoleon,Wines,kisses,Eiffel tower,watched the TV5,MCM and the other French channels that were aired that time(long time back- when Star Movies even showed XX' rated movies)

had a movie plan for the next day so took some cash from Mom's handbag(would tel her later)

saw a movie and slept off..

Dreamt that i was in Paris (but all conversations around me were comfortably in English/Tamil in that dream)

My apartment in Paris was in some 14th floor with a good view of the Tower(yes in the dream)
it was night time and was a weekend so took my car out of my apartment and was travellin somewhere in sub-urb,

was passing thru a tunnel when a young lady stopped my car, i stopped and bent down to ask how can i help her , she gave a seducing look and whispered thru the door "1000 francs for two hours"

i gave a look at her, she had the looks of my tenth classmate Tanuja.. Now i looked at her again.. its Tanuja standing there !!(these dreams are always weird)

Now i told her "am not 'that kinda guy' now Get lost i need to go...."


i drove back the car to the apartment,proudly

Woke up to find its just a dream but that dream still wandered over me

still proud of myself that i did not accept Tanuja cha that some prostitute there...

was smiling and gave pat myself, that am Good.. very Good fellow

and i could hear in the other room ,my Mom complaining to my sis that her cash was missing!

Q.how to find if its a male or female singin a English song.. ?
A.if the voice looks feminine it could be a male* and if its manly it could be a female*

*hear some of the 'Beegees' and 'Tina Turner' before reading this.